'Youngistaan'...I liked the term.It goes well with our country.Young Minds,Better Aspirations, Greater Visions and an Aerated drink!!Its awesome!!(Its us!)Its not sad if we think more about who Sania Mirza is gonna marry that about the 'Right to Education'.Definitely not sad if we do know who katreena kaif is NOT dating but have no clue as to who our Vice president is.So what??We're still youngistan!!
I do not want to talk Social today.I need to be a lot more sober for that :).So today,I'm talking Bollywood
Movies,Songs and Sheer Awesomeness (*Cough)
Song :Title track.
When i saw the movie,i knew what a production house would do of left over money.They make a ghost,an almost vulgar looking heroine and a really lousy actor...Oh wait,they also make the ghost sit on the actor's shoulder for the rest of his life(Do watch)
But what left me rolling on the floor laughing,was the title track.
'Youngistaan ka WOW'!
Song:Chiggy wiggy...and yes,the Title track.
Plainly, this was the most boring under water treasure hunt ever to be witnessed in all of human history.I was bored,and so were the sharks!!I wanted to know how much money fell into the sea...and so i asked yahoo.The best answer was..
"it sure to be in crores only.What with so many heavy wieghts acting in the film....It has to be 'heavy'..LOL'...."
The song starts with kylie minogue and she knows what she's doing.Almost an Aphrodisiac..
Akki bhai comes on and ruins everything.(*gropes his hair)Everything!!!I swear to god i almost cried when they said "It's Rehman".Yes,they did a punjabi with Snoop dogg.But minogue!!???
Akshay:Khatun ki khidmatmain khiladi ki hai kwaish
Katil ye aadayein katilana ye numaish
Kylie :I wanna Chiggy Wiggy with you boy
Just chiggy wiggy with you
Akshay :Tera husn rehamat ya ghazab
Kylie :I wanna Chiggy Wiggy with you Boy
I wanna chiggy Wiggy with you Boy
Akshay :Tukahe tho yere sang Zindagi....
Now,I dont know about you guys but to me, Akshay clearly seems a little desperate.All kylie is asking is for a 'Chiggy Wiggy'...Why the hell is Promising her a life?!!!Reports tell us that Kylie got real scared and ran away..
"Just Chiggy,God damn it!!just chiggy wiggy!All I ever wanted was a chiggy wiggy"Says kylie.
The Title track just has a bunch of seemingly irrelevent lines ending with 'BULUEEE...'(Did not bother to check)
I honestly cant say much about the movie.Not when the script has got the word 'Luck'...for about a hundred miliion times!!
A set of Sanjay's Dailogues from the movie
1)Chalo aaj mera luck aazma the hain.
2)Chalo aaj thumara luck aazma the hain.
3)chalo aaj humara luck aazma the hain.
There are a couple of other songs I'd like to mention...There's this one where the actors seem to in a very serious debate..One of them goes'Pyar impossible' ,The other says'It's possible hai yar'......"pyar impossible" , "Its possible hai yar"...."pyar impossible" , "its possible hai yar"......And they live happily ever after.And there's this one which hasnt bothered with words at all!!All you can hear is "peee pe pe pe, pe pe pe peee' Until you finally go deaf and smile at the beautiful privilage called Silence.Oh, the video's got Shahid kapoor acting Rabid(Almost)
Youngistaan ka WOW!
Shouldn't there be censor board to filter boredom???!!Youngistaan wants better!!
I cant deny the fact that one's in about an era,a legendary movie is born is bollywood.Movies like Rang de Basanti,Swades...Movies that make us want to be a part of the world they show .That Inspire,Instigate,Raise questions and Gift answers.There are songs in hindi cinema that i can listen to for a million times and ponder over for an other miliion..I cant say no to that either.
Any song from 'Rang de' can have me marvel at the lyrics...
"Abhi abhi hua yakeen,ki aag hai,
mujh main kahi
hui subha,main chal gaya
suraj ko main,nigal gaya"
Now,that's Rehman :D