*Sometimes,Youngistaan is Grim,And then they write like this :)

As a Free thinker,i do not hesitate eating a piece of chocolate right off the floor!!!

It is as stupid as hell when your brains do not stop thinking about all the things that aren't worth the tiny little electric impulses.About all the things you need to forget majorly because you constantly remind yourself that you really have to.Frozen lakes,Falling snow,Singeing Embarrassments etc.I mean ,you really cannot do anything if you feel intimidated by a fifteen year old boy who has written an Excellent piece on Communism with Sarcasm at all the right places.It doesn't help that you know nothing about Communism except that it is somehow related to Russia and some other places famous for Cigars and cheap Cell phones...

Wiki helps....and not.

But intimidation is much better than shame.And if you guys need an elaboration on shame,Ask yourself these questions.

1)What part of the globe does New Zealand lie?
2)When was the last time you said 'horn rimmed' glasses had horns on the side?
3)When was the last time you stopped something wrong?

Don't worry much,most of us have similar answers to these.

Now,lets do the news.(To those who watch TG, I fashion myself to have Jeremy's wits)

1)The World has a universal hobby now.Social networking.
2)Osmania university student finds out setting a bus ablaze doesn't work,tries it on himself.
3)Tiger Woods apologises for having lots of sex,Wayne Bridge has none at all.
4)Rahul mahajan chooses a bride on national television,just to prove he aint gay.

Breaking news.
1)Commissioner's dog returns!
2)Aaj tak finds Ravan's mummy.

Yes, i know.Hail the Indian media!
Better yet,hail us!!(especially the educated lot)

You have to understand that what we have is just a mimic of what education really is....and a little longer yet,you cant wait to show that finger to the ass who teaches you about electrical machines.

The next time you have your status message as 'Fuck you,I dont care' Think again...Do we??

You think enough and realize,between all the Concoted truths and Deceitful dreams........You are,and are not,the center of the universe.

Flowers that i hate,have fully bloomed tonight
I realize I've lost and still, I fight
Darkness bleeds despair and a redemption dead
I seek my trust,in all the lies you've led.

My little dreams,
Be sang in hell,be sang in screams
My little dreams


  1. awesome re!!
    good work after a loong tym...:)

  2. kya baat hai.....todra hai......!!!!'re back...i mean now even your sis..thinks soo..!!!though i personally think the last part doesnt go with the rest of the thing....but that wont count coz m a baaaaaaaaad critic....(read:dumb)...!!!!;P

  3. wow!! seriously good!! nice work..

  4. Akanksha...if you insist... :P

    Eben...thank ya bro!glad you liked it.

  5. Amazing i loved it ur best work ever

  6. crazy dude!!!!!very well chosen words and right attitude!!!! you should bloody be sitting with Barkha Dutt or Anderson Cooper!!!! or probably sit on aajtak itself and talk all this with a few spices in them!!!! :P

    all in all....good work :)

  7. thank ya divya...real nice of ya... :)

    bala...thank ya man!!
    aaj tak would kick my ass though... :D

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  9. insightful and witty...good read:)

  10. It is indeed AWESOME!! you must write regularly and spread what you think!!

    You have matured and bettered !! Wow...

  11. divya....glad to know that....

    nivs...thank ya!!

    This is the first time anyone has ever said i'm mature...*sniff :P

  12. :-)..when's ur new work coming up?? Do let me know!! have book-marked ur blog. hehe :-)

  13. thank ya for that bro, new idea...maybe i'll write about the matrix convereter... :D